Wanker ordered to Cease & Desist by FDA
Trent Arsenault (I’ll resist the temptation to make asinine jokes about his surname) has been giving his sperm to women wishing to have a baby. To date, he has ‘fathered’ 14 kids The operation is run...
View ArticleUSA : No 1 Wankers
Who would have thought it, eh? Seems the USA has hit on a cunning plan to colonise the world – by seeding foreign countries with good old american sperm Hearing the call to arms, patriotic American...
View ArticlePic of the Day *
* Nobbly’s already nabbed ‘Pic of the Week’ as a title for a picture post The U.K. Chancellor George Osborne delivers a speech against a backdrop summarising the Con-Lib government’s achievements as...
View ArticleWanker Confesses
the Guardian briefly posted a pic of the UK Prime Minister David Cameron alongside a letter to the paper’s Agony Aunt – http://tinyurl.com/pts6e6q they subsequently claimed it was an error I’m not so...
View ArticleI’m a Wanker
The UK’s Office of Communications – and Tony Delahunty, managing director of local radio station, Mansfield 103.2 – would like to get their hands on the bugger who keeps hacking into the station and...
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